We didn’t really know what to expect when meeting Denzel Washington. He’s pretty famous. He’s won Oscars. That’s pretty big. That’s like winning the trophy for Photographer’s Player of the Season — don’t ask, it happened in our Sunday League team.
What we didn’t expect, what we couldn’t have ever really expected, was that he’d confess to the most heinous of seafood-related crimes — the theft of Oscars shrimp.
Denzel, we’re sorry, we couldn’t keep your secret any longer. We imagine the authorities are banging down your door as we speak.
There’ll be no more trains and shrimp for you, dear friend.
Unstoppable is in cinemas.
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