When Matt Parker from Carlisle woke up one morning and had a wonder to himself about how hard footballers train, he decided to ask FHM for clarification. Naturally, we were only too happy to investigate by braving people from the north, El-Hadji Dioufs reputation and Sam Allardyces ire by spending time with Blackburn Rovers. Now say what you like about Rovers sure, Carlo Ancelottis probably never heard of them but theyre one of the top 15 football clubs in England, one of only four teams to win the Premier League and a squad of finely tuned and competitive athletes. Or are they?