FHM vs a sinking ship simulator

Deep water is scary, even if you can swim, the unsettling presence of ‘something’ under the water if terrifying, whether that’s a submarine, jellyfish or a bloody big whale. Now just try and imagine you’re out at sea, suddenly a siren wails, the lights go out, the ship shudders and you feel the icey chill of sea water begin to snap at your feet.

The HMS Havoc simulates the conditions of a real sinking ship, with fake hull damage making way for the gallons of water which are pumped in. The sound is overwhelming, as is the speed at which the water floods in – 350 tons per hour. Within minutes, it’s splashing above waist height and any equipment you drop is lost for good.

FHM went through the exercise with some cadets who unlike FHM, took control of the situation and planned a way through the chaos. For more info. go to http://www.fhm.com/news/fhm-vs-a-sinking-ship-simulator-76918

FHM vs a Royal Navy assault course

Exercise is tough, as it requires effort and like most things that require effort, it’s tiring. This FHM reporter hasn’t done much exercise in a long time, thanks to the blessing of our country’s prestigious higher education system and their nearby 24-hour kebab shops.

Bearing this in mind, someone thought it would be a great idea to take part in a Royal Navy assault course in Piers Cellars on the Rane Peninsular. For more info go to http://www.fhm.com/news/fhm-vs-a-royal-navy-assault-course-76916

Sexy Inbetweeners girls in sexy FHM photo shoot

The Inbetweeners is back on Monday. That’s great news for two reasons:
1. It makes us laugh so much we’ve got a special pair of ‘Inbetweeners pants’ we wear to watch it, and
b) It’s got three really hot girls in it.

We’ve got even more good news: those three really hot girls — Emily Head, Emily Atack and Hannah Tointon — have done a right raunchy little photo shoot for this month’s FHM Magazine. For more info. go to http://www.fhm.com/

INTERVIEW: Marlon Davis

Last year Marlon Davis was crowned FHM Stand-Up Hero. He’s now quit the day job and hit the big-time. As the 2010 search for the uk’s best new comedian hits top gear, could you be our next discovery? For more info. go to http://www.fhm.com/reviews/tv-reviews/interview-marlon-davis-76852