Abbey Clancy violently tests loads of man luggage

The worst thing about going on holiday is getting there and getting back. You have to deal with so much bullshit. Trains, planes, taxis, lost luggage and suitcases that come off baggage collection conveyor belts looking like relics from a house fire. But not anymore, because weve tested them, and we know which ones are bollocks, and which ones can withstand the pressures of modern travel.

Nutter Tattoos Cooked Breakfast On His Head!

The English cooked breakfast is a holy institution. Indeed, there has never been a hangover so monstrous that it could not be defeated by a pan-full of traditional greasy fodder. Fact. Which is possibly why FHM reader Dave Gilby decided to get an inky etching of one done on his bonce. And, handily, the crazy fool invited us along to watch.