Year: 2009

Welcome to Kulusuk! A place with no pubs, clubs or bars. Alas, Chris Bells beer odyssey appears to have hit a snag. Until the local drunk rocks up with a bucket of Eskimo moonshine, that is.

Still suffering from the effects of chowing down on a Moroccan sheep’s head as a mid-beer snack, our man heads for the cooler, more isolated climes of Greenland to recover. A place free of rug-sellers but also, pretty much everything else.

Home of the sauna, rollmop herring and painfully goodlooking women, Chris Bell hits Stockholm hard and, as luck would have it, bumps into Miss Sweden along the way. Will his bumbling seduction techniques be successful? Of course not.

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FHMs half-cut staffer fights off one tonne pachyderms at a local watering hole, like he would fat girls at a disco come 2am.

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Facing down a traditionally frothy mixture of ice cream and home-brewed stout, theres British pride at stake in the murder capital of the world. Will our man see off Sowetos infamously sickly concoction, or simply be laughed out of town?