There’s an old Chinese saying: “Man who stay up all night in pub then club, fall asleep at work next day.”
Turns out it’s true, even when there’s an inch-perfect glamour model being shot in the next room. Here’s FHM.com’s Simon Marsh snoozing soundly as our stylist Angie and make-up artist Mandy dance to MC Hammer around him.
The bit where he opens his eyes in perfect time to the lyrics is just… spooky.